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Movie Anagrams: Magneto (next card) Cerebro.

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Heinlein, making it the ONLY science fiction film not based on a book by Philip K.

' Starship Troopers is loosely based on a novel by Robert A.

The tradition of pre-show cards continues:.

Mike: Guys, if they pass a sign for the Valley Lodge, I'm leaving. Louis', which, as Mike points out, doesn't even make sense as a phrase.

After the horrifying sight of Norman lathering up in the shower (the reaction to which is a CMOF itself), Bill makes a Running Gag out of referring to Norman soaping up his crotch with various colorful euphemisms.until he calls his junk a ' Spirit of St.

The return of Beleaguered Bureaucrat Norman and his depressing misadventures in a hotel in Norman Checks In.

'2012 marks the year that Tim Burton ran out of other people's movies to remake and accidentally remade one of his own ( Frankenweenie).'.

' Wreck-It Ralph was intended to be a sequel to King Ralph, and the title referred to what John Goodman's character did to the Royal Palace's toilets.'.

'Your punishment must be more severe, girlfriend.' - Bane, from his sassy new daytime court show, Judge Bane.

try to start pooping white so they think you're one of them.'

'Anyone caught texting during the show will be made to sniff Gary Busey's used dental floss.'.

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Then wonder why you've spent so much time reading about how to survive a Zombie Apocalypse.' 'Remember everything you've read about surviving a Zombie Apocalypse.He also endorsed 'gravy' as our national beverage.' ' Ben Franklin wanted the turkey to be our national bird.'We tricked you, we're actually showing Setting Up A Room four times in a row.'.' Corn is grass, however, Candy Corn tastes worse than grass.'.Come on, I know ONE of you has heard of me.' - Opus, trying to get a table at a restaurant. Please hel-Oh God he's coming!' - Woodstock 'Dear Head Beagle, Snoopy has threatened to kill my family if I ever speak.'Don't assume that empty seat is available, Clint Eastwood said there might be an invisible President sitting there.'.'Before complimenting a young lady Honey Boo Boo costume, check first to make sure she is in fact wearing a costume.'.'You are all weirdos' - Sam the Eagle, Bron圜on keynote speaker.ANAGRAMS: ' Skete Ulirch' (next card) 'Not Quite Johnny Depp'.'After the show, we'll roll 27 minutes of credits then show a scene of Mike, Kevin and Bill eating shawarma.'.The theater cards had some of these winners:.The pre-movie short What is Nothing? mostly involves two children quietly, almost grimly musing about the nature of nothingness and nonexistence.The all-time best is the one where they finally answer an open question from the previous year's show: yes, corn is grass.A few from Jack the Giant Killer included 'Movie Mistakes' ( Zookeeper starring Kevin James), 'Real Life Giant Killers' ( David - Goliath), 'Only in the Movies' ( Could a woman who is beautiful, intelligent, and fun have difficulty finding a relationship, because she is 'kinda clumsy'), Movie Anagrams ( Blil Plluman - Bill Paxton), and Movies that Netflix Puts on Instant Watch Instead of RiffTrax ( Cool Dog). Of course that doesn't stop them from telling Kevin, 'Tompkins is waiting in the wings!' after another bad pun later on and the camera pans to show Paul waiting to strike.Only Paul's riffs are so bad they fire him right away and bring Kevin back. After one too many bad puns, Kevin is fired right on stage and they bring Paul F.Mike's prolonged, 'Llllllllllladies~' as Lance approaches Annabelle got the biggest laugh of the night.

Mike's Paul Lynde impression as Templeton from the animated adaptation of Charlotte's Web.

The Running Gag of Watson Prichart being a leprechaun.From the movie, the Running Gag of Jack being a Big Eater.The very question of, 'Is corn grass?' sets up a Running Gag that continues to be used in live shows to this day.Kevin going insane and running around the stage wearing a fancy headdress at the end of the At Your Fingertips: Grasses short.Kevin going 'WHOA!' in response to Santa telling Rudolph, 'I need you tonight,' during the final short set off a chain reaction of laughter so long that the riffers missed three lines as a result.Mike: Larry's friend Scooter paid him 8 bucks to wear his sister's swimsuit!

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